Drew Barrymore got to live out our collective fantasy during Wednesday's episode of her talk show when she got the chance to smooch dreamboat Matt Bomer.
The Charlie's Angels actress started the show gushing over Jonathan Bailey's performance in Bridgerton and his role as Bomer's lover in the sexy new miniseries Fellow Travelers.
"You're so hot and I don't understand how you're so commanding and alpha and make me feel, as a woman, like, 'Whatever you say!'" Barrymore said. "And then you are this beautiful gay man in this intimate relationship making me sob in my bed over, you know, if we all are so lucky to have love in this life, and I have cried so much in this show."
Next, because Barrymore knows a heartthrob when she sees one, she compliments Bomer.
"Matt, you're so hot. I can't believe I'm actually sitting next to you," she said. "In fact, by the way, I don't know what's wrong with me, I never meet a straight man I'm attracted to, I only am attracted to gay men. What's wrong with me?"
Bomer answered, "You've got good taste!" before Barrymore responded by exclaiming, "But it's like I'm barking up the wrong tree!"
Ever the gentleman, Bomer said, "Well, we love you. I love you enough for all of us."
Barrymore told the Magic Mike star that they've already kissed in a Six Degrees of Ken Bacon way. "I'm proud to say that we actually kissed the same man who's also gay," she said. "Andrew Rannells."
Bomer responded with an offer no one could turn down. "I think we should round it out," he said. "The great Andrew Rannells. We have to close the circle."
The two stars shared a short kiss as Bailey applauded, and the audience went wild. Then, Barrymore swooned and collapsed into her chair, and Bomer followed suit.
Listen, that probably would have been our reaction, too!
"This is the only action I get!" Barrymore said. "I'll just be in my single, celibate phase and just keep on fantasizing and come to work where I get the best life I've ever lived."
We've got the fantasizing down pat — now if only we had a job where we got to kiss hunky men all day!