Sam Smith Reveals What His ‘Real Housewives’ Tagline Would Be

Hint: It’s filthy. 

Sam Smith should no longer be presumed innocent. 

During a recent trip to the couch of Watch What Happens Live, a caller asked Smith what his Real Housewives tagline would be. After admitting that he’d only seen the first season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (and a bit of coaching from host and RH producer Andy Cohen), Smith decided on a tagline of his own.

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“I think it’d just be, ‘I’m a dick monster,’” he said. Yes, the man with the voice of an angel and the ability to make you ugly cry at will sees himself as a dick monster, and said as much sitting on a couch next to Patti Labelle on live television.

Smith has come a long way on the road of public self-acceptance. From having once worried about what coming out would do to his career to unblinkingly saying he’s often on the “hunt for the dick,” this is the kind of character growth we like to see. Watch, below.