Wife Makes a List of 40 Reasons Why Husband Is Gay

‘10 Things I Hate About You’ is quaking.

Not since Miley Cyrus listed the “7 Things” she hated about her love interest — who, spoiler alert, she actually loved — or Julia Stiles read her (honestly kind of bad) poem about the 10 Things I Hate About You, has a list of grievances had such an impact on a relationship...until now.

On Lifetime’s Married at First Sight, two total strangers are matched by producers, married, and then forced to live together for eight weeks. While I haven’t personally watched the show, I have a feeling things don’t usually turn out well.

During the show’s reunion episode, contestants Kate Sisk and Luke Cuccurullo announced that since the end of production they’ve gotten a divorce and it wasn’t exactly amicable. According to Luke, Kate was constantly pressuring him to have sex, which might have been ok if he enjoyed having sex with her. He didn’t.

“I wasn’t having normal reactions that you would normally have after having sex,” he said. “I wasn’t happy. I was sad...I was really mad at myself. I was upset that I was having sex and didn’t want to have sex.”

Like revealed that during their honeymoon, he asked his new wife if she thought he might be gay. Honey, if you have to ask…

To his surprise, Kate whipped out her phone with the receipt of all receipts: she’d compiled a list of 40 reasons why she thought he might be gay.

“I only brought it up because you said, ‘What? Do you think I’m a homosexual,’” Kate explained at the reunion. “Your Facebook page says you’re interested in men and women and it still says to this day that you’re in a relationship with a man!” That...definitely should be on the list!

Luke claimed that the Facebook relationship was a joke between him and a friend, which Kate wasn’t buying. “I don’t believe it,” she replied. “You have a lot of friends that are gay and I don’t understand how it could be funny for you to put [that] on your Facebook.”

While their argument didn’t stop there, by the end of the reunion Luke apologized for how he acted during their marriage. Which is all well and good but girl, we want to see the list! But since it wasn’t provided, I took the liberty of coming up with a few sample items:

40 Reasons Why You’re Gay

1. You’re gay.

2. You have to watch gay porn before we have sex and you always put RuPaul’s Drag Race on after.

3. You’re gay.

4. You told me Halsey “doesn’t have the range” to be as famous as she is.

5. You said you were disappointed Pete Buttigieg was “gay but not queer.”

6. You’re gay.

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Wife Makes a List of 40 Reasons Why Husband Is Gay

Wife Makes a List of 40 Reasons Why Husband Is Gay